hey does this dick in my mouth make me look gay?
No, but the one up your ass does
ur the one looking at my butt
so who is really gay here
I’d very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
and i own a gun.
please come visit.
someone is throwing snowballs at my window. maybe it’s a guy coming to confess his love to me
it was my brother..
I want to know how many people are reblogging this without understanding why the coffee’s there
nO BUT LIKE THERE WAS THIS
AND THEN WE GOT THIS
(still laughing at that omg)
AND THEN SOMEHOW IT BECOMES THIS?????
AND THEN IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH OF A TRANSFORMATION WE GET THIS
(omfg is he wearing a boston shirt asjgfklt;jrsgdfl;jhgf also dogs)
THEN WE GET THIS
AT THE SAME TIME AS THIS
AND THEN WE HAVE THIS
sassy douchey looking Jared
#omfg #cas looks so disgruntled #i don’t see why i have to be on top of this undergrown pine #coniferous trees do not require angels on the top of them #what are these stupid little wings #angels don’t wear halos dean#that was a liberty taken by your human artists #how long do i have to stay up here#i hope your pie tastes disgusting
my mom has the same scarf
i love her hair who did it
Those are some very nice seats!
I wonder what track she’s on…. By the map behind her, I think she’s on the blue one.
I really love her choice in clothing omg
look at that cool artwork next to her on the window
oh I really like her tights they’re tealish green very pretty
I bet she’s going to the airport.
I don’t think brown chairs and brown floor was a good idea, they should have mixed the colours up a bit, added a splash of red maybe
I really like her skirt. It’s pretty.
DO NONE OF YOU NOTICE THE TRAIL OF BLOOD LEADING TO THE DEAD PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND? WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!